Amy Adams in Oscar De La Renta. Hands down, best dress of the night. Love the ruffles, love the dove grey color, love the textured bodice. Win.
Catherine Zeta-Jones in Zuhair Murad. If there's one thing CZJ does well, it's serving Old Hollywood glamour on the red carpet. Gorgeous.
Sandra Bullock in Elie Saab. Elie Saab can do no wrong in my book. I feel like this is a sexier look than we've seen her go for previously, and the risk paid off. She looked amazing.
Jessica Chastain in Armani Prive. The more I look at this dress the more I like it. The simple shape paired with the intricate beaded overlay is fantastic and those red lips are so sexy!
Zoe Saldana in Alexis Mabille. Ugh. Zoe Saldana is SO BEAUTIFUL. She could wear a garbage bag and look great, but I adore the multi-tonal ruffle and the floral applique top. Wish she would have lost the belt, though.
Brandi Glanville in BrandiB, her own line. When in doubt, leave it to the professionals. And put those boobies away. You are at the Oscars, not a high class hooker convention.
Melissa McCarthy in David Meister. Is she wearing a stretch fabric? Jersey? What is this disaster? Just because you're a big girl doesn't mean you have to dress like a hobbit. Fire everyone.
Jackie Weaver in Rani Zakhem. Who thought this was a good idea? You're 65, let's give you an awkward waistline and put those boobies on a shelf. What the hell?
Kristen Stewart in Reem Acra. This is less about the dress and more about Kristen herself. HOW DOES ONE RUIN REEM ACRA?! Posture, that's how. And for all that is holy, get some concealer.
Helen Hunt in H&M. H&M? Okay, okay. I applaud you for going low brow at the Oscars, I really do. The color is pretty, but it is just so wrinkled! And boring.
Honorable Mentions: The dresses that were not bad, but not quite right.
Jennifer Lawrence - Pretty and unexpected, but the fabric is just so boring and quilt-like.
Kristen Chenowith - Beautiful. Love the sheer neckline & beading, just not amazing.
Amanda Seyfried - Something's not right. The fabric? The neckline? Can't put my finger on it.
Halle Berry - She looked stunning, but the shoulder pads have got to go.
Jennifer Garner - The ruffle is fun and different, but the dress is ill-fitting and gives her no shape.
What were your favorite and least favorite Oscars gowns?